I decided to make a timeline of my life instead of writing a short story.
Plus, I'm not a good writer in the first place. The following are sections of
my life that is worth noting (or not worth noting):

0 - 5 years old

I was born in Fontana, CA on January 20, 1978.
needed foot surgery
loved playing with legos and constructs and WWF characters

5 - 11 years old

I started Kindergarden at 5
I loved to draw because of my dad
Got in some fights in gradeschool
was overweight, and was made fun of

11 - 13 years old

Started Jr. High (hated dressing infront of people)
tried to get a girlfriend
drew many pictures for people, got better
saw my first live band, and which began an interest in music (drums)

14 - 18 years old

Started High School
was in chior for 3 years
put away the drawing, and began playing drums
Started my first band at 17 years "jupiter james"
Became a christian at 16 years old
loved Christian bands (Starflyer 59, Dakota Motor Co, Soulfood 76)

19 - 25 years old

Bands, Bands, Bands (Jason Martin, Josh Dooley, Noah Lamberth)
Flaked out of School many times (traveling)
Touring (saw the country)
Starbucks, Grease Monkey
RBCR

26 - 30 years old

Quit my music career (sold my drums)
Started going to college for CIS (shot in the dark)
Worked many internships (7 layers, CSC Mitochon and AutoAlert)
Dated, was enguaged with, and Married Kirsty Elliott
Finished School in December 2008
MMA

30 - ? years old

.Net, Javascript, DBA, etc.
Want kids
want to buy a house